After reading the previous posts about current life, one might wonder who the hell are these elfenfolks?
And as posted (intelligently, I might add... huh huh!), we are ethereal refugees.
Although our parents might disagree! But what do THEY know!? After all, according to L. Ron hubbard, we could be lost souls! And we want to reintegrate, Damn it!

But to be clear, we'll just recount our current carnal background.

To help, we'll give ourselves likely names: Mike and Séverine (or Severine for those who can't read the accent in there!).

Mike comes from Los Angeles, yep, born and raised. what do you know, there ARE some!
He was raised by an Angelino mother (yep again, born and raised here! Incredible huh!?) whose family was from Germany.
His father originally comes from Buenos Aires, Argentina, from Polish ancestry, but we're questioning these facts. We think he actually is a claymation with a bandoneon pulse for vocal chords.
Mike's Earth parents met in Israel and moved back to Los Angeles together, where they had three lovely scions, Mike being the centermost one.
After visiting family in Argentina several times and traveling extensively, one might consider him a telluric "wordly" person. He has travelled to many places such as Argentina (obviously), Israel (Duh!), a bunch of countries in central Europe, a few in western Europe, and pretty much every state in the US except for Alaska. He can be seen on programs such as "Washing Machines Live Longer With Sorrow" and "Chat name: Neolithic U. Backward"... If you can find them. hey hey!

Séverine comes from somewhere, definitely over the rainbow because she hit her head on it in passing. But before this tragic event, she was spotted by a fair few in a Brussels clinic.
Her mother is very french, born to other french people, who lived in Tunisia and who raised their very french baby in an island in the indian ocean. Her father is a weird blend of things nobody really understands beside the fact that his mom cooks some mean pho (vietnamese soup) and that his own father drove like a maniac. They also raised their son in an island in the indian ocean after having extrated him from the madness of sushi throwing in Vietnam.
Never ceasing to flee, Severine's parents moved every 5 minutes (and still do) out of habit from their parents who got it from their parents etc etc...
After the rainbow accident and kids at school who thought she was a billboard only visible under ultraviolet light, Séverine and her family moved to Africa and found God... well, close to anyway, they found socks covered with realistic fur, improving blood clotting. Just kiddin'...
Between Central Africa, the Indian Ocean, and Europe, she felt she hadn't moved enough so she took off for the USA... Found God there, but in a different way... At least not directly!

And that concludes our individual "bios".

We met... obviously... and after several hair cuts and not recognizing one another, became quite smitten with each other...
Now we're here, we're ready to do this, and one of the next trips we're taking in 2006 is to Mexico for our espousal.
Until then we'll just have to post about Costa Rica because we're going there next, and after that we'll be back in Montreal to investigate how the canadians do it to have managed care, extremely good food, and lots of natural refrigeration!

You can see us in episodes of "Battle monsters Season 1" where Mike and I experiment in our original (meaning "alien" for all Earthlings) forms.
In episode 1, Mike is a giant ant that was created by a radioactive accident, has a massively swollen skull, is undead, and fears the military. Severine faces him as a giant ant as well who cowers from radiation, has four extra limbs, is wreathed with flames, can phase in and out of existence, and tunnels underground.

Ahhh [*sighs*], don't blame me, at least I'm having fun writing it!


We like to squat a lot...